Sunday, January 25
HEY ! ! ................................
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It's called ..........
"Ministers Do More Than Lay People."
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary .
3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes
were inevitable. Now, of course, there's
Shipping and handling, too.
8.. A husband is someone who, after taking
The trash out, gives the impression that
He just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can.
10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my
Mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid."
11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way
I thought ya'll needed a good chuckle ! ! LOL . I am having blog brain fog. I can't seem to think of much to say. I bet my honey bunny could ssay other wise about me LOL . I'll get back into the swing of things here shortly gals , just don't forget me ! and I mean it !
Posted by Theresa @ Take A Sentimental Journey at 8:20 PM